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Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious

Recently we found out that, according to Google's search, 303,000 people out there were "extremely terrified of Chinese people". We got deeper into Humanity's brain, and got a list of hilarious and scary findings:

Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:

• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.

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ThanatosDMC5587d ago

HAHAHAH!!! Sex is for revenge??? Infect the person with an STD???

Capt CHAOS5587d ago

Mental medical health advice.

yoshiroaka5587d ago

i have a large cat in my pants...lol

pixelsword5587d ago

If you've been a victim of cat-pantsing or know of someone who has a puss in their pants call 1-800-CAT-PANT and let the operator know so that he/she can laugh at you.

They're professionals, you know.

Tempist5587d ago

Wow, justification as to why I can hate the rest of humanity. Thank-you Google for being that idiot filter / exposure machine.

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Lord Anubis5587d ago (Edited 5587d ago )

is really sad that women want to get the men by getting impregnated to lasso men into marriage :(

Good thing Persephone is in Greek Mythology and not Egyptian :P

gamer20055586d ago

So in your opinion married couples don't need help getting pregnant? Only women looking to trap men?

gano5587d ago

That many people want to die, and no friends....
This is a sad world...
I feel so blessed.

solsub5587d ago

You don't know the half of it. It's better not to think of it.

poeo5586d ago

well it's good that YOU feel blessed, even though you empathise with others' suffering... i just wonder why those others weren't blessed.

Cartesian3D5587d ago

883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. !!!!

883 million ! omg.. google must be crying right now..

Sheddi5587d ago

"Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for."
This one is scary...

xabmol5587d ago

We know where McCain got his supporters. lmao

ThatOneGuyThere5585d ago

Obama's supporters aren't even smart enough to use the internet.

;)

Keep politics off gaming sites.

xabmol5585d ago

Good one xD

"Keep politics off gaming sites."

RON PAUL!

Sorry, I'm tryin... I'm tryin...

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Days Gone Director Says Bend's Project Costs Over $250M; Says PS Co-CEO Doesn't Want 2 Zombies Games

Days Gone director claims Sony has already poured in at least a $250M in Bend's project; says Days Gone sold more than Death Stranding.

shinoff218315h ago

Well that sucks. Seems they want more online trash. I'd rather of had the sequel if it was single player

MrNinosan1h ago

What online trash games did PS Studios release last 10 years?

-Foxtrot15h ago

It would be a shame if it was true that Hermen never gave the franchise a chance simply because he didn't like it and they already had a "Zombie" game with TLOU.

NaughtyDog are most likely moving onto a new IP next so it would have been the perfect time to do it.

ThinkThink7h ago

Here's where xbox steps in and releases state of decay 3 day and date on ps5.

Grilla55m ago

Days gone 2 was canceled before Herman was in charge. That happened like 4 years ago.

vfl52319m ago

4 years ago he was head of Playstation Studios. He would've probably had a hand in the cancelation.

excaliburps1h ago

Yep. Kind of weird since it wasn't a sales flop, no?

I know we have to take what Ross says with a grain of salt since we're hearing just one side of the story, but even so, the game wasn't bad at all. Heck, it's my brother's favorite last-gen game from what I recall.

The amount of zombies on screen, imagine that with the PS5 and SSD? That would be insanely fun!

Grilla52m ago

Most copies were sold on sale. Not enough ppl bought it at full price. I paid 20$ for it 6 -7 months after release.

P_Bomb1h ago

Well I don’t want 10 live service games, but they have no problem doing that lol. Ugh.

CrimsonWing6955m ago(Edited 54m ago)

Oh great so we only get what the big wigs want… y’know, the people that really have their fingers on the pulse of what their consumers want. Faaaaantastic!

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Sand Land Review - Toriyama's Swan Song | MP1st

Sand Land Review - Akira Toriyama's two decade old manga has received new life with a recent anime adaptation and now a video game as well.

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Dragon's Dogma 2 Gets DLSS Frame Generation: 77% FPS Gain with Broken Shadows

Dragon’s Dogma 2 has received a new title update that adds Frame Generation for NVIDIA RTX 40 series users (only). Unfortunately, the vast majority of gamers on RTX 30/RTX 20 and Radeon GPUs will have to keep waiting for an FSR 3 implementation of frame generation. There’s another tiny issue with the update.

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