Nintendo peripheral is a little too suggestive

I have to say that if Nintendo wants to distance themselves from the notion that the Wii's peripherals could double as adult toys, they're not doing a very good job.

[Microsoft Xbox 360]

WTF is that?

[cupogoodness]

Supposedly it's a mic accessory...think it vibrates?

[whateva]

WTF is that?

[N4g_null]

Well if you think your penis should go there then you must have a very small penis? Really mics have always took the phallic route. I don't think I'll nee Wii speak though. I hate hearing people cry online.

[FarEastOrient]

I still haven't seen anyone beat the PS2 vibrator, look it up it came out in Japan!

[LoVeRSaMa]

Don't know, one thing I do know though is that its not long enough...

Anyone else agree? xD

[SinnedNogara]

LOL!!

Just be glad that it isn't a hunk of plastic like the Wii Zapper.

[Cajun Chicken]

Uhhh...

[panasonic23]

is that a penis enlarger Nintendo.

[II Necroplasm II]

Yea that's the one I use. its okay

[evilmonkey501]

does it vibrate? And if your using THAT to enlarge your penis...well then you have other problems...lol

[manwich25]

I think that it goes on or around the elbow

[evilmonkey501]

lol

[2FootYard]

Is Rapelay being ported to the Wii?

[addnewman]

i can see it now!!! the new! wii oxigen mask!!! at a nursing home near you!!

[ChickeyCantor]

oxygen is now compatible with usb 2.0? 0_o

[hay]

It's for their new game. Wii Breathe.

[nerubii]

great ideas you have there. its great to see motivation building up.

[Andras84]

Honestly??? I can't think of any use for that other than...well you know :D

Another reason I don't like the Wii....you need to buy a new peripheral with every game almost.

[ChaoticStupid]

OK then excluding Wii fit what game for Wii are you forced to buy anything for in order to play? Its not required for MKWii so dont gbother bringing up the Wii wheel kid. I'd say I'll be waiting but there is no point. ONce again you post something that has no bearing in reality. So lets see that big list of hundreds of games that you are forced to buy something in order to play...

[Andras84]

Well since you are a Wii fan I don't have to list all the peripherals you can buy for the Wii. The zapper, tennis rack or sports pack, balance board, wheel, classic controller, sabers, Karma Controller, etc. I could go on. Now are they needed?? no...are they out there and useless especially the sports pack?? yes.

What is it with you? You go around all day and telling people that they are idiots for haveing an opinion. If you don't like it F* off ok?

[nerubii]

@Andras84
oh come on.. another reason why i find your jokes funny, you are a funny person.

hey have a read at http://www.n4g.com/industry...
i have made my points and i need more bubbles. =X

[ChaoticStupid]

Clearly you cant even understand what you even said.. Now which ones are you forced into buying kid? Oh you realized you didnt really have a valid point and now want to try to get out of it? Really lame.

If you're going to troll kid at least try to be good at it. Oh and stop crying when people call you out for saying certain things and then going back and changing it. If you cant back it up the first time probably best to keep it to yourself.

[Andras84]

What the F* are you talking about?? Are you on drugs?? what am I trying to get out of?? what did I change?? what the hell man? I can't make sence of what you write. All I get is you wanna pick on me because I hate your beloved system. Well guess what. It's crap. It's utter crap. Always was and always will be! And that will be my opinion no matter what you say or do. I didn't change my stance on it, didn't even try. It's a crap system with tons of perpiherals that are useless but Nintendo is advertiseing them as cool stuff that you "must buy" (note the cotation marks). Don't take everything word by word what you read.....damn I've never seen anyone as stubborn as you.

[ChaoticStupid]

Your original post is still here. You know the one where you said "Another reason I don't like the Wii....you need to buy a new peripheral with every game almost. "
I can understand why reading is hard for you. You cant even use the proper word when trying to say "sense".

Yeah I notice the you put "" around must buy this time. Another lame attempt to justify your tolling? PS3 has a ton of 3rd party controllers, accessories.. Your reason for hating the Wii because of them just isnt valid.. Hey you wanna hate something go ahead but stop coming up with lame reasons for it then spinning them when asked to justify it.

It wouldnt really matter to me what console you were bashing. It's not your obvious fanboy behavior that bothers me. It's the fact that someone might confuse you for the average gamer and I would hate to have an idiot represent me on any level.

I think all of the gamers on N4G should stand up and correct trolls like you on this site. Senseless hate that makes you along with the rest of us look dumb isnt helping anybody. Gamers will never be accepted completely as long as we continue to allow the most vocal and ignorant among us to run rampant.

[TheBand1t]

Brb, buying Wii.

[SonyRulz]

...It looks like a big, glow-in-the-dark dildo. I'm sure more than one Wii mom has bought one for just that purpose, under the guise of "it's for my kid". :p

http://www.wiiwii.tv/wp-con...

[nerubii]

erm no mom can think of such an excuse except coming from an authentic mom like you :-D

[Th3 Chr0nic]

How does this get approved, it has no point. the entire article is one sentence "I have to say that if Nintendo wants to distance themselves from the notion that the Wii's peripherals could double as adult toys, they're not doing a very good job." WTF

[TenPThor]

Can I put it on my breast?

[kevnb]

why not?

[nerubii]

you need two for both sides. if one of them is smaller, simply push the mic in a bit and super-glue it.

[evilmonkey501]

you mean like the breast feeder Robert Deniro uses in "Meet The Fockers"?

[BGDad]

I swear I dont know from personal expirence! lol... The Wii is so retarded, cant believe it sells this well... Stupid people... How many Wii's do you think will be thrown out in the next 5 years? Im guessing all of them .

[ElementX]

it's a tea bagging accessory

[gumgum99]

rated E for Everyone

[ceiltsei]

Oh my god! It is the perfect peripheral! You can barf into it while you play all of those ungodly third party games!!

[EternalMesh]

I can't even tell what the use of that would be...if not for adult purposes.

Smells?

microphones don't look like that...

penetration seems the only use.

[fatstarr]

they seemed to have flamed this "erik johnson" for it

[toolhead4life]

Screwattack talked about this peripheral in their news video yesterday.

http://www.screwattack.com/...

*Oh, and I think I remember him using foul language in the video.. you've been warned. *

[LeonSKennedy4Life]

It looks like it goes over the vagina...

[No FanS Land]

XD I LMAO'ed seeing the picture! I wasn't expecting this XD!